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I miss Kelly.

[Mostly because she'd be putting Nathan in his place right now.]

Curtis. Alisha...

I wonder why they weren't chosen.

[ ouch. he misses them too, actually, but he'd rather not dwell on it, you pussy. so yes, let's go with the chosen thing instead. ]

Maybe it's something to do with populating distant planets. That's a thing in your shitty films, isn't it?

Because I'm not being funny, but if we've been chosen for anything, producing semen seems to be the likely bet. We haven't exactly got many life skills.

You think our purpose here is to impregnate alien females.

[Actually, Simon could live with that.]

Well I certainly hope it is. We can't possibly be here to fight, this ship is ninety percent useless shitheads.

[ this is the closest he has come to serious thought about why they're on this ship. ]

If we do have to fight, I'll fight with you.

[It'll be okay Nathan.]

[ oh awkward, that's actually endearing. he sounds mildly reluctant. ]

Thanks, man.

But when you say fight, do you mean you'll go invisible and fucking cheese it? Because no offense, but that hasn't really been a very effective tactic so far.

[ more on stride with the last bit. ]

I'll cheese it as a last resort.

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