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I spoke to Carolyn. I didn't find out about the lover. We were invaded by pirates.

and how is carolyn
and how is her pussy [WAIT FOR IT] cat(s)

thank you for the information on the pirates i had no idea
before i set your trial to you i must ask: did you fight any

I heard she was injured. And I think it has a shedding problem.

I did fight them. Why is that important?

how sad on both counts
hopefully they can cure her shedding problem whilst patching her up

because we want to know if we ought to reward you or not
would you say that you WON your fight(s)

Yes. I would say that the pirates lost.

and did you endanger any civilian lives/leisure and/or lives/leisure of friends

[Simon hesitates at that.]

I asked Nathan to help me.

ahhhh
well we will have to consult him to see if he believes that you endangered his life/leisure

hang on

[aaaand this text comes without so much as a pause]

he says yes you did
but we will not ask you to explain yourself/your actions
your reward will be your punishment as well simonbarry
rewardishment
this is a fair judgement do not question it

we sentence you to the spacebar

You want to take me out for a drink.

[There's something familiar about this. He remembers being invited to a bar once before - or thinking he was.]

Is Nathan going to be there?

well yes of course
he is only being rewarded so hell have to be there

you will receive a new trial at the time of the rewardishment
also this is also sort of a trial just so were clear

When should I be there?

3 DAYS
we cant tell you a specific hr you must just be there waiting
but it will be eveningish

bring 4 sheets of paper

Is it going to be a written test?

bring the paper and dont ask questions simonbarry

My name isn't SimonBarry. It's just Simon.

[But he'll be there just the same.]

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